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CONTENTS
The Basics
The Boot, the Bonnet &
Commander Cooper 4
Detailing 4
Assigned Cabin Seating 4-5
Assigned Cabin Seating 4-5
Best Places to Stash Stuff
in your MINI
Coin Caddy 8
Toll Ticket Cranny 8
Glove/Ice Box
Toll Ticket Cranny 8
Glove/Ice Box
Cooling/Heating Feature 8-9
Strategic Golf Club
Placement 9
How to Fit a Bike 9
Secret Jogging Key Nook 10
Additional Storage Info 10
Secret Jogging Key Nook 10
Additional Storage Info 10
Customizing your MINI
Motoring Accessories 12
Making Your Own Dashboard
Making Your Own Dashboard
Figurines 13
Air Fresheners 14
Cockpit Toggle Switch
Cockpit Toggle Switch
Conversation Starters 15
Proper Use of Bumper
Stickers 15-16
Making Room for Romance
in your MINI
Public Displays of Affection
(P.D.A.) 18
The Backseat:
An Introduction 18
Making Out in Your MINI 18
Unisex Chivalry 18
Tips for Shameless Flirting
Unisex Chivalry 18
Tips for Shameless Flirting
at Red Lights 18
Dating Tips for Married People 19
Unconventional Use of Headlamps
Unconventional Use of Headlamps
to Attract Attention 20
Making Beautiful Music
with your MINI
Strumming on the Steering
Wheel 22
Tapping on the Roof 22
Playing the Tubular Door Bezel 22
Activating the Turn Signals 22
Switching on the
Playing the Tubular Door Bezel 22
Activating the Turn Signals 22
Switching on the
Windshield Wipers 22
Accelerator Wah-Wah Pedal 22-23
Essentials of Good Motoring Mojo
Jump Starts 26
Acknowledging Fellow
Acknowledging Fellow
Motorers 26-27
Sharing Your MINI 28
Troubleshooting
Rotating Your Shorts
in Public 30
Four Things You Should Never
do to Your MINI 31
Additional Reading 32
THE BASICS
BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI
CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI
MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI
MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI
ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJO
TROUBLESHOOTING
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