Hosa Technology GBK-300 ユーザーズマニュアル
Goby Labs is a team of mad scientists working from a dormant volcano
off the coast of Venice Beach, California. Obsessed with industrial design,
analytical chemistry, and other sinister arts, each has forsaken a career
as a criminal mastermind to bring you, the performing musician, better
musical instrument accessories at prices even starving musicians can
aff ord (if music is their only vice).
off the coast of Venice Beach, California. Obsessed with industrial design,
analytical chemistry, and other sinister arts, each has forsaken a career
as a criminal mastermind to bring you, the performing musician, better
musical instrument accessories at prices even starving musicians can
aff ord (if music is their only vice).
Exploiting fugitive zombie musicians from the Sunset Strip, located just inland
from its underwater lair, Goby Labs has succeeded in delivering musician-centric
products that look and work diff erently than the competition. An experienced sales
and marketing staff , themselves active in music creation, ensures their undead
brethren are not exploited in vain.
from its underwater lair, Goby Labs has succeeded in delivering musician-centric
products that look and work diff erently than the competition. An experienced sales
and marketing staff , themselves active in music creation, ensures their undead
brethren are not exploited in vain.
Known as “Dr. Frank N. Heels,” for his penchant for wearing women’s footwear,
Goby Labs’ chief designer is dedicated to delivering stands that cradle your
instruments like a good pair of pumps cradles his feet. Delirious with creativity,
he is often found ranting maniacally about fi eld serviceability, all-metal
componentry, and the thickest-walled tube construction, all hallmarks of
the Goby Labs promise.
Goby Labs’ chief designer is dedicated to delivering stands that cradle your
instruments like a good pair of pumps cradles his feet. Delirious with creativity,
he is often found ranting maniacally about fi eld serviceability, all-metal
componentry, and the thickest-walled tube construction, all hallmarks of
the Goby Labs promise.
The Labs’ chief cooker, “Bobo Big Boy,” so called for reasons that shall
remain unspoken, has cooked-up the world’s fi rst and only full line of
products aimed specifi cally at the care of musical instruments. After only
a short period of existence in the marketplace, Goby Labs is now poised
to achieve its dream of global domination—in the fi eld of instrument care
products, that is.
remain unspoken, has cooked-up the world’s fi rst and only full line of
products aimed specifi cally at the care of musical instruments. After only
a short period of existence in the marketplace, Goby Labs is now poised
to achieve its dream of global domination—in the fi eld of instrument care
products, that is.
Goby Labs gets its name from Orwell, Dr. Frank’s pet fi sh, which he keeps to
document the progress of his experimentation. Orwell is the result of Doc’s failed
attempt to create a pseudo-intelligent sushi roll that can carry on a conversation
while being eaten. Quick witted, living in a plaid fi sh bowl, and seemingly stuck in
the late 1950s, Orwell spins yarns of Doc and Bobo’s many escapades.
document the progress of his experimentation. Orwell is the result of Doc’s failed
attempt to create a pseudo-intelligent sushi roll that can carry on a conversation
while being eaten. Quick witted, living in a plaid fi sh bowl, and seemingly stuck in
the late 1950s, Orwell spins yarns of Doc and Bobo’s many escapades.
No one knows what miracles of alchemy or design they’ll think of
next, but one thing is certain: the League of Squishy, Overpriced,
Featureless, and Tasteless (S.O.F.T.) musical instrument accessories
will wring their fi sts in the air as they try in vain to end Goby Labs’ reign
of useful terror. To see what all their teeth gnashing is about, visit your
local Goby Labs dealer.
next, but one thing is certain: the League of Squishy, Overpriced,
Featureless, and Tasteless (S.O.F.T.) musical instrument accessories
will wring their fi sts in the air as they try in vain to end Goby Labs’ reign
of useful terror. To see what all their teeth gnashing is about, visit your
local Goby Labs dealer.
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